
Meet Flappy Millennial. He's an average guy in his mid 20's and the future looks
bleak for him. With the threats of climate change, mass-extinctions, rising
authoritarianism, economic depression, unprecedented wildfires and so much more
ever-looming, nihilism has become his background music.
But worry not. For he has an antidote—well, not so much an antidote as a
sedative. He has his phone! Come help this Flappy Millennial ignore reality
while he scrolls through Instagram or something. You should play this game not
because it's good or anything, but simply so you too can pretend that things are
okay for a while.